Who will be at Dan Brown's funeral?

Last night, Carl Olson, author of Will Catholics Be Left Behind? and co-author of The Da Vinci Hoax, spoke at Resurrection Church in Rochester, MN. He told the audience that many of the 23 million people who bought Dan Brown's book, The Da Vinci Code, had their eyes unveiled about the "truth" of the Catholic Church -- her long-time oppression of women, her suppression of the "truth" about the marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and all the other conspiracies in which she is supposedly involved.

During the Q&A session, I asked the following:

Our Holy Father, Pope John Paul II, has died. Millions have descended on Rome with 5 million expected to be there for the funeral, 2 million from Poland alone. Billions are expected to watch the event on television.

When Dan Brown dies.....